You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Memes
Joke turned serious
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*