You're jokes

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

You. You're the joke.

Your mom.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

What season is it when you're on a trampoline?

Spring time!

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Your d*** size...

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

Your own life, hah!

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Are you fin-ished with your work?

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

What is your body like? Soft.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?