You're jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”