You're

You're jokes

Movie

  • Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

    You: Yeah, but why so many people?

    Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

    You: Dude!!!!

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  • Catfish

  • Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

    Boyfriend

  • Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

    Relationship

  • Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

    It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

    Fat

  • You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

    You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

    Cheeseburger

  • Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

    Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

    Alphabet

  • "There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

    "No, it's 26."

    "Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

    "You're missing one more."

    "I'll give you the D later."

    "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."