You're jokes
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.