You're jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.