You're jokes
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Just ask your dad.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Make like your hairline and scram!
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.