You're jokes

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.