You're jokes

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your Nan is dead.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.