You're jokes

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

"You is so black your mama fainted."

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

When your plane heads for New York...