You're jokes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When your plane heads for New York...
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.