You're jokes

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

"COVERBITCH, your worthless."

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.