You're jokes
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Who would've known?
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.