You're jokes

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.