You're jokes
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?