You're jokes

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.