You're jokes

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.