You're jokes

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:

D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!

SCP-1540: A am a were.

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.

Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

Shut your goofy ahh mouth!

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

lol

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.

When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.