You're jokes
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.