You're jokes
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.