You're jokes
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Your face makes onions cry.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."