You're jokes
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.