You're jokes
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.