You're jokes
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.