You're jokes

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.