Your dad jokes
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Your dad must be a mailman.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.