Your dad jokes
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Your dad must be a mailman.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.