What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
you mom and your dad
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.
