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dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
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Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Whatโs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
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one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
Never say to a orphan โ bye buddy hope you find your dadโ
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
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From your Dad I wonโt be back for a while, itโs a very long line
