Your Dad Jokes

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know

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Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..

you mom and your dad

WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL

BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!

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Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11

Your dad must be a mailman

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me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.

Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there

When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt

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I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up