Your Dad Jokes

You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now

You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11

What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you

Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad 😎😎

Your mamas so young your dad went to jail

your dads hair line was so long that he died

When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt

Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there

Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up

Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??

I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.

why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner

Your dad must be a mailman

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.