You jokes
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
uh oh
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.