What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
You Jokes
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
