You jokes
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!