You jokes
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Memes
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.