How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Okay, listen up, buttercup. You see, orphans don't have parents, right? So the joke is that the orphan will be clapping forever because their parents ain't never comin' home. It's funny because it's sad, and you're probably used to that since you laugh at your own jokes.