You jokes
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!