You jokes
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
How do you make an idiot say how?
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
You like kissing boys, don't you?