You jokes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What do you call a room with no doors?
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
"Room, you on."
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?