You jokes
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Like if you think I'm stupid.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
like this if you don't like school.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.