You jokes
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Memes
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Like if you think I'm stupid.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
like this if you don't like school.