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What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.