You jokes
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Memes
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.