What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
You Jokes
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
