You jokes
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Memes
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!