You jokes
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.