You jokes
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Memes
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!