You jokes
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Memes
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack