You jokes

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

You masturbate...

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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Who's an orphan?

You are.

What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

You are a fat pig.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.