You jokes

People

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Memes

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Rape

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Paul Walker

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Rape victim

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Nerd

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

Lie

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

Teacher

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack