You jokes
You're tiny!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
You can't give an orphan homework.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Memes
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.