You jokes

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

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Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?

You guys are crazy!

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

What do you call a black person?

Black.

An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"

"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!

What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?

A toolbox.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Can I tell you a cat joke?

Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

How do you shrivel a dick?

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

What did the cannibal say to the other?

"Can I practise on you?"

You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.

You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.