You jokes
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.