Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
