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There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.