You jokes
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"I love you with all my heart."
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
You are family.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.