You jokes
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
You're tiny!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What do you call your kids?
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What are you on? YouTube.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.