You jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Memes
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!