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What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."

What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."