You jokes
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.