You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
You Jokes
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?