You jokes
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Are you peeling well?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
You are.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.