What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
You Jokes
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.