You jokes
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.