You jokes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Memes
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! šššš
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
That moment when you poop š
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Have you heard of deez nuts?