You jokes

Adoption

    • Dad: Son, you're adopted.

    Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

    Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

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    Sister

    • Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

    Friend B: "I was until last night."

    Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

    Friend B: "Your sister."

    Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

    Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

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    • Recipe

    • Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

    Wife: In a detective novel.

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    Rape

    • Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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    • Google

    • Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

    Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

    Homework

    • Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

    Students: "Meat."

    Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

    Students: "Bacon."

    Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

    One of the students: "Homework!"

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    9/11

    • Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

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    • Teacher

    • My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

    Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

    My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

    Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

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    Octopus

    • What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

    Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

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