You jokes
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac