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What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Me: Oh, I wan-

Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"

Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"