What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
You Jokes
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
You were tricked, loser. ;]
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
