You jokes
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.