You jokes

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.