You jokes
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.