You jokes
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.