You jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You can hang the picture with one nail.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Never gonna give you up.

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"