You jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."