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You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.

All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.