I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
You Jokes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
