You jokes
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.