What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
You Jokes
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
