You jokes
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!