You jokes

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.

What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.