Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
You Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.