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What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

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    • Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

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    • What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

    Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

    If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

    Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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    • You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

    1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

    2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

    1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

    Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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    • What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

    A small medium at large!