You are the joke.
You Jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
You big gay.
Why did you say not to?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
How long are you? I
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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