Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
You Jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
You are the joke.