What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
You Jokes
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What can you build with people? A boat!