You jokes
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
You can't give an orphan homework.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?