What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
You Jokes
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
I love you, you love me.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I love you too.